The act of receiving the following all at one time; 1. Fisted by a clown 2. Ass-stung by a midget 3. Blown by the bearded lady.
There is also an Midwest variation where the above fisting from the clown is substituted for anal beads made from 3/4 inch sissal rope tied into knots.
There is also an Midwest variation where the above fisting from the clown is substituted for anal beads made from 3/4 inch sissal rope tied into knots.
Gomez received a carney combo as part of an all-inclusive vacation package to Cleveland, Ohio. He chose to upgrade this particular gift to the Midwest variation.
by Brian Boitano July 3, 2004
Get the Carney Combo mug.A charney is a shiftless individual who relies on others for money and housing. It is often used to refer to men of the Caribbean who are habitually lazy yet also in good spirits.
That charney over their laying in bed with a can of Red Stripe is completely worthless, we should have left him in Jamaica.
by Captain Tony October 22, 2004
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Good mate, family man, big willy and always thirsty his piss. Shout out to my boy Marroooo your the man
by Lillie Greiner June 11, 2018
Get the Todd Carney mug.An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "
by jamie_ledge December 13, 2008
Get the Carney Strikes Back Combo mug.Seen mostly in the rhode island-massachusetts area. known for keeping it real and sustaining her beliefs of living above the influence though her entire group of friends are hardcore druggies. She has a knack for knowing random facts about random bands that no one listens to and wearing animal backpacks.
Steven Nolan: OH EM JEE is that Mary-Kate Carney? LIKE i want to rub my bodess against her plush vestSZ
Madison Bryant: LYke wowww Nolesz I think i'm gonna passz outts.
Madison Bryant: LYke wowww Nolesz I think i'm gonna passz outts.
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Get the carney crack mug.Carney is a damn good best friend. Carney will be that one friend that always puts that smile on your face. Carney uses inappropriate humor to cheer you up and it works every time. Carney has this look that they give you and you can automatically know what they are thinking. Most the time it's about food or someone hot or judging someone across the room. Carney will be the one that's always there and is a caring friend.
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