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Cyberboating

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.
Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(
by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011
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CyberLazu

A submissive and breedable looking dog that mistakes bra sizes for temperatures and cars.
CyberLazu pulls no bitches.
by AkiKira January 24, 2022
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I am the android sent by CyBerlife

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.
Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.
by SapoMalo June 7, 2021
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Cyberloafing

the act of employees using their organization's Internet access for personal purposes during work hours. The norm for the 21st century employee.
Surfing the web for entertainment, sending/receiving personal emails, online chatting, online stock trading, shopping online, etc. during work hours is considered cyberloafing.
by Meggerson September 22, 2006
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cyberboarding

(n.) - A form of online torture that consists of immobilizing a subject with endless emails of a trivial nature, thus triggering the mammalian gagging reflex causing the captive to experience sensations of nausea.
If I get one more email from my cousin in Boston telling me for the umpteenth time about what he did last weekend, I am going to puke. His constant stream of email messages is nothing but cyberboarding pure and simple, and I plan to put a stop to it as soon as possible.
by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010
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CyberLaid

After listening to some mates pissing around talking about cybering i came up with the word "cyberlaid". And i think its leet and deserves a place here.
"Oh dude you just got CyberLaid"

"damn, i got CyberLaid"
by Jammac irl JAM!!!11 one one December 6, 2004
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Cyberlan

A kick ass cyber cafe based in Chattanooga Tennessee
Hey David, I'm gonna go to the cyberlan tonight.
by Dylan Thompson March 26, 2005
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