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customs

1. Habitual practices, including religious rituals.

2. Where smugglers get arrested.
I could get arrested in customs for smuggling books about religious customs into a country where atheism is the state religion.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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Detroit Customs

Specialized work done to a car such as rust, falling off bumper, no paint left, at least 15 years old, stinks like crap, bald tires, backfiring engine, broken tail/head lights, missing hub caps, and broken/cracked windows covered up by plastic bags. These cars are usually found in Detroit.
That car is falling apart. Must of been takin' to Detroit Customs and got Detroiterized.
by Minimusmax May 14, 2009
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customizability

Ability to customize. Originally conceived and formulated in the West Covina. Generally used to describe vulnerability assessment software to prospective end users and to let them know the shit works.
The customizability of our software is the number one reason why people buy our product. You can find a buncha hackers, crackas, and angry chinamen breaking into your network.
by Hordale-pues August 24, 2004
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cuntomize

To make or alter an individual's lady parts to serve her "target market."
"I like it best when the curtains match the drapes. Could you cuntomize?"
by pickz January 9, 2014
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carlos customs

One of the best artist in the world. If you ever need a piece of art done that is your guy. He specializes in customizing shoes but he can pretty much do anything you ask him to do. If you ever happen to meet this person you may consider yourself to be the luckiest human being on earth.
Example 1
Guy 1: “ hey did you see that artist over there
Guy 2: “ is it Carlos Customs”
Guy1: “no”
Guy 2: “ then I don’t give a fuck

Example 2
“ go follow Carlos customs on Instagram
by TheArtAficionado February 16, 2019
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The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server

I got banned from The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server for arguing with the mods who were trying to convince me that there were 15 genders
by A Guitar Hero 3 Les Paul January 25, 2021
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