cushiepow

sex that only lasts 5 minutes

“you tryna cushiepow and chill later”

by zobo04 August 9, 2019

willy cushion

AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.

'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'

by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013

Cosham

A utopian, celestial metropolis of a city whose location is estimated at the South of England by geography scholars. Cosham is home to the undisputed greatest Pizza Hut of all time. Legend has it Cosham is a magical place where nothing bad can possibly ever happen to you.

*mates are ribbing one other mate to the point where the other mate gets pissed off and upset*

Other mate: "For fuck's sake! I'm going to Cosham!"

by ghettoman95 March 20, 2012

Cusacked

The act of having someone declare their love in a horribly embarrassing manner.

Did you hear what John did? He cusacked Jane by loudly professing his love for her in the middle of a funeral.

by MissPh34r February 15, 2012

More cushion for the pushin'

Refers to the wonderfully smooth and buoyant feeling that a male experiences when he is having sexual intercourse with a larger woman. ("Larger" refers to body shape: full-figured, curvy, chubby, or fat. In general, it does not refer to height, although women with "extra junks in their trunks" can often be as tall as, or taller than, the males trying to bone them. These women often have heavy full breasts, squishy tummies, generous buttocks, and thick thighs, all of which provide padding for the male's frenzied thrusts.)

"That broad that Jim is talking to over at the bar is at least three times his weight. Each of her mammary glands weighs more than both his legs. What's his deal?"

"His wife's pelvis bone keeps giving him rope burn when they shag. So he's out to find more cushion for the pushin'."

by hipster_of_the_month December 5, 2012

cucha libre

when a woman goes without underwear; female version of going commando and free balling (from the Spanish)

Lindsey Lohan's decision to go cucha libre while wearing a short skirt shocked dedicated fans of the Parent Trap and Freaky Friday.

by Lyle Oquendo September 24, 2008

Cumhawk

When a male shaves the sides of a females head shortly before busting an astronomical load in her hair. The male then proceeds to manipulate this cum-hair mashup with his nutsack until a mohawk has formed.

Hey Buddy, you won't believe the cumhawk I gave my wife last night. She's been in the shower for an hour now.

by Greg Haines February 21, 2017