curbulence

While operating a vehicle, driver mistakenly runs one or more tires over a nearby curb.

While pulling out of the local Krispy Kreme, Rodney ran into some curbulence spilling coffee all over his white t-shirt and jeans.

by Randman January 17, 2006

turtle curtle

1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle

" i was boinking Greasy Pablo last night and as i finished up i made her do the turtle curtle"

by Strany May 28, 2006

curtled cooter

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.

Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Curtle

A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...

Holy freakin shit - curtle!
Frank...Frank! Look, its a cat shagging a turtle!

by Mr. Dierickx October 20, 2008

curtflyin'

A nosy person; eavesdropper

Why you gotta be curtflyin' all up in my conversation?

She was curtflyin on me when I was with my boys.

by E.G.W721 October 3, 2003

curtle smudge

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011

Curtlin

A word to define a beautiful woman. Typically has pretty eyes, gorgeous hair and a fantastic personality. Most people are in shock how beautiful Curtlin is in person. Curtlin is a loving and caring woman who only wants the best for everyone who comes into her life. If you meet a Curtlin treat her right because she's definitely a keeper.

Wowww! Are you a Curtlin because you're sooo gorgeous!. I wish I was looked as good as Curtlin.

by Brandyn🤭 November 20, 2019