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Curly haired Girls

Curly Haired girls are definitely underrated. Guys tend to prefer straight haired girls, but little do they know they are missing out!! Curly haired girls stay loyal, and sometimes the straight haired ladies can be some sneaky bitches... They try to curl their hair tho, but they know in reality they aren’t as popping as the natural curly heads! If you have curly hair then yes I know it’s hard to manage, but own your curls cause they make you unique and beautiful!
Straight haired girls:

Omg you should totally straighten your hair!

Curly haired girls:

Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!
by Sunshine5675 May 14, 2018
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Cunflatio

The conflation of fellatio and cunnilingus into a single sexual act.
Person 1: Cunflatio is just a snobby way to say 69, you know that?
Person 2: Technically speaking, all 69's are cunflatio, but not all cunflatio is a 69....and people love portmanteaus.
by charliethesickgenius May 7, 2017
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curl of the burl

A) Unavoidable outcome
B) An often sad or wrong status quo that has always been, and is not likely to change
C) A set of events that come full circle

It comes from the song of the same name from the American band Mastodon. The song is about drug addicts cutting down trees with burls. Those burls - with their beautiful curls - are then sold to wood workers, which in turn allows them to buy even more drugs.

"It's just the curl of the burl
That's just the way of the world"
If you mess with them you'll end up dead. That's just the curl of the burl.
by n0la June 20, 2016
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curlbro

The word curlbro consists of the two words curl (for biceps-curl, a popular isolation exercise in hypertrophy training) and bro (brother, but here: fake tan, borderline-retarded, gel-in-hair, unintelligent person).

A curlbro enjoys lifting weights in his free time. The focus of his workout regimen is on 'getting big arms' - because that's the only part of your body that usually sticks out when curlbros are 'in da club, partying it up wid da chixx'.

A curlbro usually doesn't know anything about fitness and his goal isn't to develop an aesthetically pleasing body but rather just grow big 'disco muscles, bro!' to impress 'da chixx, brah!'.
John: Hey man, did you see that new guy at the gym? He comes in three days a week and all he ever does is biceps, triceps and forearm isolation exercises. The fuck, man? His arms are bigger than his legs. It looks completely out of proportion and retarded.

Jim: Yeah man, total curlbro. He's also looking kinda orange, I guess he's got the fake-tan thing going as well.

John: Well, yeah. That's kind of obligatory. He's also wearing shades during workout and fixes his hair throughout his curlbro routine.

Broseph: YO GUYZ CAN YOU SPOT ME I WANNA WORK OUT MY BICEPS UNTIL FAILURE LOL GOTTA GET DEM VEINS GOIN 4 DA CHIX IN DA CLUB TONITE?!??!

Jim, John: Excuse me, I have an actual workout to continue.
by Broseidon_ December 11, 2010
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Corn Curling

The act of inserting a corncob up one's anus.
Last night, I caught my roomate corn curling in the bathroom.
by Tony Bowls February 18, 2010
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curling one out

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"
by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010
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CUMFLUDGE

Noun, when a person has been filled with a large amount out of Cum they simply cannot take anymore, '
she was such cumfludge after last night's orgy.'
by Mr marvellous February 25, 2018
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