Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.
by Paczki12 March 7, 2021
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When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
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Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Cuomosexual.
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Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Cuomosexual
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Cuomosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Cuomosexual
by charlottes web info March 7, 2021
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After watching today's New York State pandemic news conference, I officially identify as a cuomosexual. (
h/t Randy Rainbow)
h/t Randy Rainbow)
by Civilly Right April 6, 2020
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person 2: I heard you are cuplosexual, is that true?
person 1: Yeah I'm Cuplosexual.
person 2: Oh, so your into cups. Kinky
person 2: What about mugs tho?
person 1: Ew no. That shit is gross
person 1: Yeah I'm Cuplosexual.
person 2: Oh, so your into cups. Kinky
person 2: What about mugs tho?
person 1: Ew no. That shit is gross
by RandomStrangerOnInternet February 16, 2020
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by pornstitute June 21, 2022
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Three requirements of attaining public office include being male, suckling the teet of big tech, and being a cuomosexual.
by Ziggy BlacknWhite March 12, 2021
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