cup of tea

when u piss in a girls mouth, tea bag her, then add your cum.

mate i gave that bird a good cup of tea last night, its was proper milky

by Smart boy2 March 19, 2009

Cup of Tea

THE GREAT BRITISH ISLES NATIONAL DRINK!!!! GOD SAVE OUR IMORTAL QUEEN!

If you are British and you don't drink tea, I will find you and boil you alive in a massive Cup of Tea

by That friend who likes a fight March 08, 2021

not her cup of tea

When an activitie is not what someone likes, or it does not fit one's mood

When asked if she would like to go to the rodeo, Carmen said it was not her cup of tea and that she would rather not go.

by Fanynha August 14, 2012

several cups of tea

A euphamism for sex - used paticularly in polite society and/or public places.

Often employed as a cover-up for a sentence already started.

Mr Parry's daughter is so hot! I really want to have se... veral cups of tea with the postman. What?

God, I'm so frustrated. I haven't had se... veral cups of tea today.

Tonight I'm going to get several cups of tea, even if I have to PAY for it...

by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006

Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Morning Cup of Tea

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

by Dode May 25, 2009

Having a cup of tea

Synonym for having sex. Often used when talking about sexual consent.

If someone is unconscious, don't give them a cup of tea.

"Where's George?"
"He's having a cup of tea"

Sometimes, people agree to having a cup of tea. But then, when the tea is ready, they might realise, that they don't want it anymore. Sure, that sucks, but you wouldn't force them to have a cup of tea.

by George the Turnip October 04, 2016