cuntweasel

1. the ultimate cunt; 2. a total asshole

I cannot believe you told my ex that I cheated on him. You're a total cuntweasel.

by Intervocalic July 11, 2005

cuntweasel

someone who steals your work or ideas

Those cuntweasels stole my idea for a study!

by elorad March 17, 2009

cuntpie

A delicious morsel between a female friend's or girlfriend's legs, also can be undelicious. The color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. Even though the cuntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky cuntpie. Happy eating and don't forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.

God, I can't wait to get out of work and go eat some cuntpie.

Wow your cuntpie has a fragrance of a wet rose petal in the spring.

Your cuntpie smells like an ass of a cow but im gonna eat it anyway!

Hey man your a cuntpie, seeya later.

by kcjayreindeer August 18, 2009

cuntwrecker

A dick, especially one used for ravaging a vagina or ass.

your mom repeatedly begged for my monster cuntwrecker in her tight twat.

by Patticakes June 15, 2006

cuntie

Offensive term used from one girl to another in a near fight situation, without making the speaker appear too trashy.

Come on cuntie, I'll fuckin' have ya!

by vunt July 16, 2003

Cuntiér

Being meaner than the other girls, the grandest bitch

You dont want a cuntiér bitch than you

by Runwilder December 20, 2010

cuntiest

adj. (superlative) the greatest extent of being cunty, acting extremely bitchy.

Why did i elect to play the cuntiest sport known to man? seriously, one week without roller derby drama would be fabulous!

by tub8r August 16, 2009