cuntsnap

when a fat slut goes off her brain

did you see that fat bitch at the bar, she had a full blown cuntsnap

by dominic69 August 22, 2008

Cuntslip

Used to describe the moment when a guy tries to tease a girls clit with his penis but slips inside her
Or just someone who fucked up

Did you see that? Oh man he's such a cuntslipp

by Lord Of All January 6, 2015

Cuntstipated

When a woman does not get her period on time

"Hey, Martha I got my period, and we are best friends. Did you get yours?"

"No, not yet, Shirley. I've been feeling cuntstipated. "

by _cunning_linguist_ June 2, 2018

Cuntstipated

When a bitch is so stuck in her ways and won't listen.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.

Marissa: Wow, did you notice how bitchy Sheila has been recently?
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.

by Dr. Defined April 8, 2019

cuntstipation

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).

Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."

by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011

cuntstipated

When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.

"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."

by Hank Kaplan May 23, 2008

cuntsniffer

Cunt Sniffer, to smell that of the hairy cup. Often a suplimentary, or a replacement for raw fish. Cuntsniffers generally fail at life.

Mum, stop being a cuntsniffer. I do love cuntsniffing in the evening

by CallYum March 15, 2008