cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

by Roger October 13, 2003

cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????

by pete March 3, 2004

cuntflapper

a loose vagina/pussy that flaps around do to overuse.

Angelina "gee i fucked every guy in seattle" , Barbra "damn girl you a Cuntflapper.

by MIke "the one and only". April 23, 2011

cuntflapper

One who verbally attacks others on a message board or forum.

Did you see what that cuntflapper said about me? What a little bitch, wait 'till I get her ass.

by Sploogemeister January 20, 2006

Cuntslipper

An exclamation of pain that helps to sooth injury or express regret.

see fucksticks or twatsticles

"Cuntslippers!"

"What?"

"I've just stubbed my toe/I've got the wig but I forgot the moustache."

by sebinho9 June 5, 2010

cuntslapper

One of the homosexual orientation, esp. female who enjoys masturbating her partner.

that chick is a cuntslapper

by Herman_The_Sick June 10, 2003

Cuntnapped

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.

"I havent heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didnt come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"

by Jo Brag March 30, 2008