Cuntrigger

Anything that triggers a cunt & awakens the cuntociraptor within

Cuntisha is in a cunty mood. Anything you say will act as a cuntrigger

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntriarchy

A system of society or government in which Feminists hold the power and men's lawful rights are diminished in the name of 'equality'.

The belief that women are an oppressed underclass is the dominant ideology of cuntriarchy

by Rorkus Funkster October 26, 2016

Cuntricide

Alternative spelling to Countryside.

The premeditated murder of an obnoxious person or Cunt.

The murder of that person would be considered cuntricide by any jury and therefore subject to only a warning or suspended sentence.

by Mr Henderson Smith February 19, 2009

cuntriloquism

When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.

Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.

by Catherine McC October 19, 2003

Cuntriloquist

A person who completely controls their significant other into doing whatever they want...
...generally hated by all of the significant other's friends.

Guy 1: What happened to Mike? He used to be so cool, but now we never see him.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's because he does whatever his Cuntriloquist tells him to do.
Guy 1: That's true. Karen is such a bitch.

by BigOlWillie November 29, 2018

Cuntribution

When you bring a girl to a party in lieu of money/weed/booze

Preferred cuntributions are girls that will usually end up fucking someone at the party

Hey Joe, thanks for bringing Mary, she's a great cuntribution to the party.

by Johnny Baptist April 8, 2010

Cuntrina

A backstabbing bitch who is ugly and whorange (Snookie) and slimy and greasy and stupid. Often sports fake jet-black hair. Ugly stained teeth of a horse. Due to lack of love in general, she puts out uncontrollably in order to fill a void that at this rate will remain eternally empty due to her indecency and heartless disposition. It is suspected that she is a female but common sightings of the beast often prove otherwise. Do not let her pseudo-philosophy fool you because her Poptart brain is filled with gumbo. She talks like a grown man retard playing chubby bunny. Her cackle resembles that of a dying gopher. You may find her at your local YMCA, as she has gained the "freshman 15." If you sight a Cuntrina, simply ignore her by walking away to avoid satisfying her craving for recognition by human beings. She will try to talk to communicate with you via incomprehensible man-mumbling, but you will not understand.

Cuntrina: "Uhhhh uhhh buhhuhh muhuhmmfh fmmmahh."
Megan: "One....cunt.......rina...(I fucking hate Cuntrina)"
Cuntrina: "schuuuuuh duhhh hnuhhh."

Cuntrina: "I slept with my best friend's ex-boyfriend!"
Human: "What a cunt."

Human 1: "I think I saw a Cuntrina lurking around the dining hall today"
Human 2: "What a cunt."

by furryfriends4ever January 2, 2012