Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

cuntlette

young woman that might grow up to be a lady one day but, for now is an annoying, rude, mean, insecure little bitch.

A baby swan is called a cygnet or signet. Cuntlette is a derivative of these words.

by redisdead June 29, 2009

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

Cuntpunter

A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.

"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"

by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008

cuntpliment

A cuntpliment happens when a person is given a compliment which is immediately followed with a jab at the person being complimented - or, alternatively, a jab at a person followed by a compliment.

"You're one of the smartest people I know... even if you can be a dumbass sometimes."

"Thanks for the cuntpliment."

by rleclair February 12, 2009

Cuntlet

The off spring of a cunt.

Look there is that cunt with her cuntlets.

by Scouselahhh October 21, 2018

cuntpaste

Another way of saying "cut and paste." cut and paste is a practice by manuscripts where they would actually cut and paste words on to a sheet of paper. This is integrated into most word processing softwares, and was first able to be done on the Apple II

I just cuntpasted that article and it shut her ass right up!

by Chris.Pwn.J00 August 15, 2005