Cunto

(n) The male conjugation of cunt, usually used offensively.

Chris: Davis did you do the math home work
Davis: Nah bro too lazy
Chris: What the heck bro you're such a cunto

by Crislee June 11, 2017

Cunto

A cunt

You're a pure cunto

by Condom Smella December 30, 2016

Cunto

Crow.
A big grumpy bastard.

Used frequently in Greenock to describe the above

Hey cunto, wits up wi ye noo?
Is the beer gerden open yit cunto?

by Mick B July 18, 2007

Cunto

Every single Celtic fan

Happening troops see that wee guy air there he's a pure mad cunto

by Condom Smella December 31, 2016

Cunto

Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson

by mojo December 14, 2004

cunto diablo

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.

You are a right proper cunto diablo!

by real deal 83 July 23, 2014

El cunto

European influenced,more polite way of calling someone a cunt,or could be specifically used to describe someone who is both:
a)Spanish
b) a cunt

Man, check out El Cunto on hotel reception!

El Cunto and his goons came round last night!

by mau mau February 5, 2010