cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 11, 2005

Cuntamycin

Any antibiotic from the macrolide family that can be used to treat STIs

Cuntisha was prescribed some cuntamycin

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntacular

Someone that is a cunt to spectacular degree.

Cuntacular people think that being manipulative is the way to get ahead but being good person genuinely matters and pays off in the long run.

Wow that bitch was cuntacular, I'm gonna deck her if we ever cross paths again.

by Sich Darya September 6, 2011

cunnalinguist

A master in the art of licking pussy}.

Able to send her to heaven in a matter of seconds, John was a true cunnalinguist in the bedroom.

by TJ Johnson January 6, 2008

cuntador

A cuntador is a person who doesn't play fair, whether in sport, business or life. Someone who uses another person's misfortune to gain something for themselves.

Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.

Alberto is such a Cuntador.

by Schlecky July 20, 2010

cuntagon

A group of people who all act like cunts. It can be as many or little people as required, however they must all be identified as cunts.

James: "Hey who are those on the corner?"
Brad: "Oh them? That's the cuntagon"

Bob: "Welcome to the Cuntagon"

by EppingForest July 26, 2011

Cuntnapped

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.

"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"

by Jo Brag March 30, 2008