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cummeister

A master of the domain of raping women. Abusing women. using women and just plain enjoying them for sexual purposes only. Highly respected yet feared in the male community
Billy Tanner: Hey hey! Paulie, THE CUM-MEISTER! Hows it hanging bro?

Paul: *shoots him*
by Big Fat Pp March 28, 2005
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cuntweester

A tweezer made especially for tweezing out vaginal hairs.
My down there hair is growing out of control, can I borrow your cuntweesters?
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cuntblister

an actual blister on your cunt.
Woman-"Yo' man I got a huge ass cuntblister"

Man-"eww, wtf..."
by coyle7401 December 12, 2015
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Chunkmeister

Fat, or chunky, to highest degree.
Me: "Have you seen the new baby?"

Friend: "Yes, he is a real chunkmeister."
by Mr_wordguy January 7, 2021
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cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
by Godsninja November 2, 2013
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cuntblister

A word used when nothing else seems painful or disparaging enough to insult an item or person.
Did you see that guy spit in that old nun's face? He is such a cuntblister.
by thumshala October 2, 2014
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