cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.

Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.

by acljew November 7, 2006

Cundiffed

The act of messing up the simpliest of tasks so badly, that you never get another opportunity to succeed.

Stanford had been rehearsing his presentation for days but when it came time to present, he cundiffed. The presentation completely missed its mark.

by John E NB February 19, 2012

Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

cuntify

verb; to make things all cunty-like (submitted by a reader of Harper's magazine)

1) "What's up? Are you in a bad mood again? Please don't tell me you're going to just go ahead and cuntify our whole night out."

2) Sandy and Denise had stopped inviting Clarice on outings, as her superior attitude had a cuntifying effect.

by Eve B April 16, 2007

Billy Cundiff

One who misses a last second field goal in a the 2012 AFC championship, or in general fucks up under high pressure.

Ian:*shanks a field goal*
Ben: "Your such a Billy Cundiff"

by darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 11, 2012

Cunniffe

A Cunniffe (pronounced coo-niff) is a person that craves attention and submits ego articles to wikipedia about themselves. They often claim to be funny and like to dabble in stand up comedy but lack a sense of empathy to those around them, and as a result, are not very funny. They often pad their stories with lies to inflate their ego or to gain trust from others. May display psychopathic tendencies.

Watch out for Bob, he can be a huge Cunniffe sometimes.

by Occasional Genius July 19, 2016

cuntiferous

Adjective
1. Cunty, having cunt-like qualities.
2. Of, or pertaining to, bumpy-chinned lesbians, esp. those having red hair and a problem with alcohol.

"Meredith, cease your cuntiferous ways and get on with your work!"

"Pam, don't you find Angela a bit cuntiferous?"
"Yes, a bit, but not nearly so much as Meredith."

by Lindsey and Chris October 25, 2006