CUNTILEVER

NOUN - "Danish," CUN-T-EEE-LEE-FIR,

1.
-a very tall and long-armed female behemoth.

2.

-a girl with an insignificant wound or injury who milks it to the max.

Jill made me carry around her fucking bookbag all day because she had an ear infection, what a cuntilever.

by Charles Richard November 10, 2010

Cuntile Dysfunction

When one is so disgusting, the woman is unable to get wet.

This guy was so revolting, I couldn’t get wet! He gave me Cuntile Dysfunction!!!!

by Apartex October 12, 2017

cuntable

Something or someone thats really fucking annoying to the point it really pisses you off.

I had such a cuntable day at work today thank fk its done for another day.
How was your chat with the boss?
Cuntable hes such a dick

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

cuntblender

faggot chotch with no life, a failure beyond all doubt. possibly the skankest boy alive. also known as jacob

man look at that cuntblender!

by Jacob Miles September 3, 2010

Cuntable

adjective, descriptive of a tedious situation, person or object

These legal highs are a bit cuntable

by Small Animals February 5, 2009

Cunticle

When you finger a girl up a really big mountain in your tent and she squirts and it freezes.

"It's fucking freezing in this tent, there's ice dropping from the roof from our breath."

"I don't care, I'm almost there."

"Fuck yeah, you squirted! Whoa, what the fuck is that? A cunticle?"

by Mindless FuckNut September 21, 2016

cuntilectual

The correct spelling of cuntillectual.

Paul, you cuntilectual. You of all people should know it’s not spelt Cuntillectual.

by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020