Cuntfused

As clueless as a woman

im so fucking cuntfused

by Adam Handy / Rooster May 23, 2007

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Cuntfusion

1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.

2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.

1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.

2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.

by nieksjd January 13, 2009

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Cuntfuse

Verb; To call the girl you're banging by another woman's name.

"Major mishap with that chic from next door bro. I totally got cuntfused or something and called her my ex's name while I was banging it out. Needless to say, she left before my grand finale."

by alockbox April 2, 2009

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Cuntfusing

When a woman (or occasionally a man) is bitchily confusing. And fat.

Cuntfusion, cuntfused

"Man, Sally is really cuntfusing today! "
"Bob really cuntfused me yesterday! "

by Cuntator May 31, 2016

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Cuntfusion

The aftermath of having too many cunts within a short period of time.

After fucking so many chicks in one night, he had a lot of cuntfusion.

Baby, I'm sorry, who are you? I'm really cuntfused right now.

Douchebag bro: Is it just me? Or is that hottie eye fucking me right now?

Sober biddie: I think your just cuntfused.

by PutstheMACKKon February 13, 2012

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Cuntfusion

1- A made up word derived from confusion.
2- A way to simplify the meaning of a being bullied down by a female figure with the purpose of teaching.

Me- do you think cuntfusion will transform the attitude of anyone.
you- trust we learn even my dog seems to be less aggressive.
Me- hahaha true that instead growing confidence it fired back on me.
You- hahaha being cuntfused is better than feeling confused to much misunderstanding all around.

by OD CUB EYE OS YOUR IAS January 19, 2020

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