cuntfused

When you are angry and confused at the same time. People tend to say 'cunt' when angry and im confused when confused. CUNTFUSED WAS BORN

Oh damn! I'm so cuntfused! 0_o

by TANKRodeo211 July 21, 2011

cuntfused

when you’re so aggressively confused, the extra level of anger.

i thought 63s had breakfast, i’m so cuntfused.

are you feeling cuntfused right now? because i know i am.

by pdam September 25, 2022

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018