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cuntfused 

when you’re so aggressively confused, the extra level of anger.
i thought 63s had breakfast, i’m so cuntfused.

are you feeling cuntfused right now? because i know i am.
cuntfused by pdam September 25, 2022
A state of mild or deep confusion resulting from brief mildly suggestive interactions with the distaff sex. Sometimes this state of mind can extend and continue even while one is involved in an actual "relationship."
It drove me crazy. She kept hinting and almost hitting on me. But she already had a boyfriend, and kept mentioning that. I was totally cuntfused.
Cuntfused by vtology June 6, 2026
A state of mild or deep confusion resulting from brief mildly suggestive interactions with the distaff sex. Sometimes this state of mind can extend and continue even while one is involved in an actual "relationship."
It drove me crazy. She kept hinting and almost hitting on me. But she already had a boyfriend, and kept mentioning that. I was totally cuntfused.
Cuntfused by vtology June 6, 2026

Cuntfussing 

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."
Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntfusing 

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021