cunttosser

Another term for a "player".

Meaning: he has one cunt, tosses it, goes to the next.

Girl 1: "God he's cute what's his name?"
Girl 2: "Oh don't bother with him, he's such a cunttosser."

by NotMyRealNamr November 1, 2015

cunt floss

thong underwear/bikini-bottoms in general, more specifically the thin string of fabric that goes from front to back in the butt crack

Dude, I can't believe that piece of cunt floss your bitch wore to the beach yesterday.

by Prof. Jayy August 3, 2008

Cuntflaps

cuntflaps more commonly known as fanny flaps

Yo I fucked this lass last night and she had beefy cuntflaps

by Pussy Boyos March 6, 2017

cuntless

1. A woman who lacks the ability to be a bitch.

“She could be so cuntless with the way she lets people just push her around and take advantage of her like that.”

by The Innocent One November 22, 2017

Cuntloose

Used to descibe a girl who is whorish, and bitchy.
Someone who thinks they're hotshit.

Sleeps with anyone and anyone she can get.
VERY EASY!
A girl who will date anyone.
Believes everyone likes her.
A girl who says "I love you" to her boyfriend after a day or so. (an "i love you whore")

Taylor: Dayyyum, that gurl stole mah boyfrann.
Olivia: She is so cuntloose.
Kirstie: Sheeeiiiiiittt, ya'll be hatin' on that cuntloose bitch!

by Kaytayliv July 8, 2009

Cuntflop

This is the name given to the action of falling unexpectedly. Due the the fall, or trip, happening without warning, the arms of the flopee will flail around as they attempt to regain their balance. However, the true cuntflop happens when balance is not regained, and the flopee lands in a heap on the floor, generally bruised in some areas of their person. In the event of this happening with an audience, the audience will probably guffaw loudly due to the unco-ordinated nature of the fall. This can be extremely embarrassing for the floppee.

This word originated in the West of Scotland, near Glasgow.

Example 1 :

George : 'Hey Bill ! What's wrong with your face, you appear to have a swollen lip. Were you beaten up?'

Bill : 'Naw, I totally cuntflopped. My younger sibling left their skateboard in the hall, and I slipped on it.'

Example 2:

Timothy is walking up the stairs in front of a group of other people when he trips on a step, falling up the stairs and wildly throwing his arms out, but unfortunately he falls right on his face.

Other People : 'HAH ! CUNTFLOP !'

Timothy quickly scurries away, thouroughly embarrassed.

by Syllabub August 21, 2009

Cuntless bitch

A male homosexual.

Holy fuck look at that cuntless bitch.

by Prion July 12, 2003