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Cuntfort Food

I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.

Real Cuntfort Food.

Delicious!
by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021
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glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.
Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!
by andy1 May 30, 2005
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Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.
Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.
by Lianachan March 5, 2004
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cuntfortable

Staying with a girl that you don't really like just so you won't have to find someone else to have sex with.
'Damn! Jenny drives me nuts, but the relationship is just so cuntfortable...'
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Cuntfortress

1) Someone who is so antagonistic, negative, closed-off, and just overall cunty that they are physically and mentally exhausting to be around. You can identify a cuntfortress when you would rather chop your own dick off than listen to one more whiny comment about how "everyone here is fucking lame" or watch them pout and generally bring the entire vibe down while they adamantly refuse to enjoy themselves.

Often seen whining at their friend/significant other about how much they want to go home because they aren't having fun when in fact, they are Fun Black Holes, sucking in all potential fun and excitement out of the room and into their vortex of insecurity and despair. Even attempts to include the cuntfortress in on the fun will result in excessive eye-rolling and insults at your expense. Often these hateful comments and negative facial gestures are all a cry for attention, which will quickly run dry when everyone begins to realize that they will always refuse to enjoy themselves because being a sullen bitch gets them more attention.
A: Dude, last night's party was awesome! Except for John's girlfriend, she was being such a fucking cuntfortress the whole night and refused to have any fun no matter how many times we tried to include her. Why even bother going if you're going to be a fucking downer all night?
by JVC Like The Electronics Brand September 5, 2013
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cuntwart

Use this term to really piss someone off. Cunt warts are particularly repulsive. They fill up with puss and then when you get that feeling when you cant resist, burst it, BUT, make sure you are standing near a mirror so the puss launches itself at it. mmmmm then scrape the remnants off the mirror and put it in a stew.
daniel Craig is a cuntwart. His face looks like a fanny which has received a rather bad case of leprosy and is enjoying bathing in its own fluidy goodness. the cunt!
by kafwan August 19, 2009
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cuntfortable

Person who is comfortbale with those who use the word cunt
I'm cuntfortable with this cunt. He's a good cunt from waaaay back.
by Stu Neighbour September 26, 2007
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