cuntfat

A cuntfat is, in general, someone who you think deserves to be called a cuntfat. It's that fucking simple. It can mean asshole, brother, wife, or even cool guy.

"Hey, guy, you're a cuntfat."
"You're the biggest cuntfat I know."
"You're the best cuntfat I've ever come across. Embrace the cuntfat."
"Cuntfat!"

by Orlando Bloomin' Onion October 9, 2008

cuntfaceshitmaster

A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'

Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)

Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.

Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'

Teacher: '...'

by 2ndEarlofRochester October 24, 2011

cuntathon

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

Cuntfaggot

A cunt and a faggot at the same time.

“Yo Jerome, look it’s a cuntfaggot,” said Joel.

by BlackNipper October 21, 2019

CuntGate

1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.

Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.

or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.

by artfulmark December 10, 2009

cuntface

1. A word used to describe a stupid bitch who thinks everyone loves her, when in fact the whole world hates her.

2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.

3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.

Kristin: "Remember that one girl that used to live with us?"
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."

by Emily and Kristin January 18, 2008

Cuntatorship

Similar to a dictatorship, except the leader is a bigger tyrant.

When the statue came down, he knew his cuntatorship was in tatters.

by alexbusby July 22, 2010