Cumbrella

The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.

Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!

by mecp007 September 21, 2014

cunterella

when a snobby rich bitch is being ruder than normal...

that cunterella only left me a $2 tip on a $75 order...

by nomo ross October 30, 2012

Cuntabella

A female hermit , which often only emerges to feed on sugary snacks, while beautiful tends to have a mean streak and delights in the torment of others

Wow she's a real Cuntabella

by Ravyn_Nevermore November 19, 2020

Cumbrellas

Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.

Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.

by Jr0ckk February 6, 2021

Cumbrella

When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.

She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.

by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008

Cumbrella

These are umbrella's used in the porn industry to protect camera's while filming squirt movies.

"Dude, Cytheria is about to blow. Put up the cumbrella."

by Bryz April 29, 2008

Cumbrella

A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.

Amy: Do you have the protection?

Ben: A cumbrella? Yeah I've already put it on.

by shaez September 19, 2014