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Cuntagious 

When a woman you work with is such a cunt it makes other people miserable
"Liz is such a cunt she makes everyone she gives everyone at work douche chills....i tell ya, she's Cuntagious"

cuntagious 

Pronunciation: \ˈkənt\
Function: noun and an adjective

1. An adjective used to identify someone who is addicted to the 'cunt'. Mostly use during the Tiger Woods "balls scandal" where more than 10 women came forward with having an affair with the Pro Golfer.

2. A name used to designate a woman - who has this ability to manipulate a man by using her charm (i.e. cunt).
"He is a cuntagious man".
"Her middle name is cuntagious".
cuntagious by July14 February 24, 2010

Cuntagious 

The contagious form of being a cunt:

When one cunt passes the cuntness to a

noncunt and infecting her.
When you see a woman being cuntagious it's a good idea to just turn and walk away.
Cuntagious by 1 Antinome November 24, 2018

Cuntagious

When you are such a big cunt that it's contagious.

Your cunt energy is infectious.
She's so cunty, she cuntagious.

Keep your cuntagious energy over there.

She's serving cuntagious energy.

Bitch is giving cuntagious fierceness.
Cuntagious by Linhhair April 8, 2026

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

Curtatious 

When a room is curty
Close the blinds to make the room more curtatious
Curtatious by Jake Sciortino December 22, 2018