cuntmuggle

A person (usually a man) with no discernible sexual prowess. Somebody who has no minge powers.

I'm not sure if John has ever gotten laid.

That's not really surprising, he's a complete cuntmuggle.

by Raspy32 January 8, 2016

Cuntmugger

When you take your stuff back from a toxic ex without there knowing.

I did a good ol cuntmugger last night

by Koled outside September 12, 2021