Cunt Hunt

The more modern term for witch hunt.

Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.

Cunt Hunt by summertime36 November 20, 2022

Cunt Hunt 2014 

An monumental event that took place in Watrous Saskatchewan that signified a large group of women being the target of drunk hook ups.

Hey man did you hear ? Landon is doing Cunt Hunt 2014

Cunt Hunt 2014 by DonB November 11, 2014

All-American Cunt Hunt

1. Loading up a car with snacks, coffee, soft drinks, and a guitar in the daylight hours then driving said car to an ocean-adjacent tourist-filled city in the effort of finding a woman to have sexual relations with. There must be at least 3 people in the car at all times, with the person in the backseat playing the guitar at some point in the hunt. Also, the city that you travel to has to be at least an hour away from the city you live in.

See also Trim Swimming.

1. "I've got nothing to do today, you want to go to the mall/beach/Sodom & Gomorrah?"

"Fuck that, let's go on an All-American Cunt Hunt!"

"I'll bring the guitar."

All-American Cunt Hunt by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010

hunt cunt punt 

The final demeaning kick a former NFL player administers after finishing beating the shit out a woman.

Kareem gave that bitch the final hunt cunt punt that she probably had coming after calling him the N word!

hunt cunt punt by Alabamaniac December 1, 2018

helen hunt cunt 

more vile than a regular cunt

she is worse than that, she is a Helen Hunt Cunt.

helen hunt cunt by assmaster June 11, 2006

hunt that cunt 

A game which a group of people will play. Usually like hide and seek yet more violent, instead of tagging that person you grab them and beat the '@it out of them.

Who wants a game of hunt that cunt?

I'm not it for hunt that cunt!

hunt that cunt by Hdshmbhhdvv November 7, 2015

cunt on the hunt 

a girl looking for men aka looking for the D or the C #LGBTQ+

Yo Bro did you see that cunt on the hunt last night?

Ya, she was lit as fuck

cunt on the hunt by Cole McKnight February 3, 2017