cumster

the dumpster that u cum in

person 1: "have u been to the cumster recently??"

person 2: "yeah, i was there earlier today"

by menliker5000 December 28, 2022

cumseed

This is what one would call a potential fuck boy or worthless slut. These are the people that have no purpose in this world. They are essentially accidents.

Jenny: Congrats on the new baby Rebecca!

Rebecca: Yeah, let's just hope this one doesn't turn out to be another waste of space cumseed.

Jenny: Oh my god Rebecca!

by domieffect October 29, 2017

cumster

whore, slut, fan of the creampie, prostitute.

oh her, she's a cumster.

by lowbudget September 10, 2004

cumstellation

When a man ejaculates onto a female, creating an intricate web of semen that connects moles and/or freckles, which in turn resembles a grouping of celestial bodies (a constellation).

I blew my load on Shanon's chest last night and it kinda resembled the cumstellation Cassiopeia!

by JDMGio January 6, 2011

cumsterbate

The act of using ones semen as a lubricant for genital or anal stimulation.

I want you to cumsterbate with me!

Do you wanna cumsterbate?
I just cumsterbated.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm cumsterbating.

by DerBearr_ November 24, 2015

Cumster

A monster that is made out of all of the semen you have ever ejaculated.

"Hey, honey, who is in the living room?"

"Sorry about him, its the cumster"

"SCRAT SCRUT GIVE ME YOUR NUT!"

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 February 15, 2023

Cumster

A horny semi-terrorist gangster who decided to waste their time watching dirty porn.

A person who busts their nut harder than the attack of 9/11.

Former gangster member who fights for the government of America in foreign affairs missions

Those who founded Used Condoms Inc.

Those cumsters got swag.
Damn, that man is an official cumster.
Fuck.
They have explosive condoms!!

by perijstocia May 2, 2023