Cumguzzleriffic

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.

"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

cumguzzler

A person who enjoys the taste of cum and guzzles it from a man like they can't get enough no matter how fast they swallow it.

Those students at C.C. are such cumguzzlers in the cafeteria.

by pedro May 13, 2005

cumguzzler

a man or woman who likes to drink the sexual excretions of a penis.

That Jason Franks is such a "cumguzzler".

by Ruby October 5, 2002

compuzzled

To be heavily confused, and/or at a total loss of thought.

i am very compuzzled trying to think of an example for this word. lol

by mattg210 August 14, 2008

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

cumguzzler

one who guzzles cum at a great extent

That bitch is one hell of a cumguzzler.

by ck17 February 20, 2009

Cumguzzler

1. A person who swallows large amounts of cum, no matter who the person is they are getting the cum from.
2. A beast of a woman who wants nothing but the male sexual juice, aka Cum.

1.OHMAIGAWD.. Liz is such a cumguzzler.
2. guy: You want to swallow my what?
Girl: I WANT YER CUM!

by Love_me_Deadly January 9, 2009