cumdazzle

The act of blowing your load on a woman's chest and then throwing glitter on the affected area.

Linda returned from a bad day at work, so I decided to brighten her day by giving her a cumdazzle.

by ntyravgjo January 21, 2011

cumdimple

1)

n. The presence of cum in a boy or girl's cheek dimples.

v. To cum into a boy or girl's dimple, creating a said cumdimple.

"Cumdimples tickle."

"I just cumdimpled a bitch."

by stevenwhite March 18, 2008

cumfuzzled

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.

What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.

by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009

Cumguzzleriffic

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.

"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

commizzle

To understand, to empathize, to commiserate, to be on someone's side

by almorah October 5, 2003

camdazzle

Nickname for a douchebag born into wealth who hasn't had to work for anything in his entire life. Hair gel usually covers his or her phalanges. Bathroom soap is his or her weakness avoiding contact at all costs.

You need to borrow my car?! Wow, you're being such a camdazzle today

by Drossman86 November 16, 2016

cumguzzler

A person who enjoys the taste of cum and guzzles it from a man like they can't get enough no matter how fast they swallow it.

Those students at C.C. are such cumguzzlers in the cafeteria.

by pedro May 13, 2005