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Conscious of your Concoction 

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.
Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."
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Cumception 

Cumming while in the act of masturbating to porn that you have made of yourself, probably because you have such a obsession with yourself / severe daddy issues
Alicia: I had a serious Cumception session last night, stuck some porn on but it didn’t do it for me, so I pulled some home videos out yaknow?
Cumception by Howdoidjent April 18, 2019

cummotion 

Assorted excited/celebratory whoops and hollers resulting from someone's getting his/her rocks off.
It's ten times more fun to receive a handjob from a cutie-chick if there are others present to observe said pleasuring-session; said spectators always raise quite a cummotion at the "magic moment".
cummotion by QuacksO March 25, 2019

Chocolate Concoction 

A.K.A. Diabetes in a bowl
A delicious desert treat invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp. It's ingredient's include a base of chocolate ice cream, topped with Cocoa Puffs, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips, and doused in chocolate milk. It is then stirred into a paste, which is then eaten.
"Oh dear god! I ate this chocolate concoction, and now I need my insulin! Quick! Oh God, I'm fading.... Someone..... grab the needle...... before its too....."

Cumvection 

When the heat of the penis enters the vagina.
The girl felt the cumvection in her vagina.
Cumvection by SawyerAndSawyer January 12, 2017

the concoction 

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.
I met this crazy chick last night and she wanted to make the concoction
the concoction by chronic tacos April 15, 2014

Cumception 

A Cumception is when you cum inside of girls mouth,ass,pussy,and then on her. Not in that particular!
I just gave my girl a CUMCEPTION!!!!!!
Cumception by The Pimp King November 23, 2021