cumbernauld

A failed nuclear experiment now populated by zombies, junkies and neds. High teen birthrate and stabbing capital of the central belt combined with a stinking town centre Cumbernauld is probably the most disgusting area in Scotland. Also home to some of the worlds most formidable young teams, such as Abronhills violent “AYT” and of course their bitter rivals, the “CYF” of nearby Carbrain. Good diss tracks though.

If you fancy keeping your head on your shoulders, don’t visit Cumbernauld

by Seng@ December 30, 2019

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Cumburglar

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.

"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"

by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007

Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

Cumburglar

An ugly girl who fucks a guy while he's sleeping because there is no other way she can get a bit of cock. She literally steals cum.

Anne-Marie is a Cumburglar. what a dirty bitch.

by thewellisfun December 24, 2009

Camburned

When a female repeatedly and completely misrepresents her intentions, and rips you off for money and valuables. Furthermore, often a victim of a Camburn will be tricked into a false apology, only to be ripped off again and again as the cycle continues.

I thought I was going to get a piece of ass along with pleasant company, only to be Camburned over and over until i was broke.

by EzMoneyPblms February 1, 2020

Cumbur

Cumbur, a person who is usually known for having a r34 obsession. The name coming from wilbur and cum, these two combined together equals Cumbur. They’re a questionable person but they’re also okay
Cumbur is also the bff of Mel and Lilly , they never fail to make me sad

Mel: CUMBUR HAS RULE 34 OF THIS CHARACTER ALREADY IM GONNA CRY
Lilly: Rad dud

by Ted.Org May 1, 2022