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Cumbrushing

When a guy cums on a girl's teeth and then rubs his dick on her teeth. The cum acting as the toothpaste and the dick acting as the toothbrush.
Jake was cumbrushing Sally last weekend, and now Sally has shiny white teeth
by GigantorMaxypad October 2, 2009
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cumboys

A homosexual squad where you do homosexual things to each other
You see those Cumboys?
Yea, I'm looking at the black one
Same
by Supajew April 8, 2016
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cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.
That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!
by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014
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cumbustability

The ability for me to cum on your mother's bust.
Dude, my cumbustability was at an alltime high yesterday.
by EBRJ July 9, 2010
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Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.
When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.
by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008
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Spontaneous Cumbustion

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.
by PSpin420 November 2, 2009
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Cumbust

To have performed sexually at such a profound level that the utilised orifice has caught fire due to friction.

This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176°C) rather than Ghee (250°C) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'

Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them
Bob - Jesus, did you see what happened when Bill banged Brenda's Bum hole?

Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....
by Sick Man Fraud December 16, 2022
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