Cumpoopie

When you're stuck at the Crossroads between going to the bathroom or seizing the moment to go all the way with somebody and choose the latter, causing a climax that ultimately comes out of both ends simultaneously.

I got lucky last night with my sweetheart, but really needed the bathroom. I didn't want to ruin the magic so I just settled for a cumpoopie instead.

by rosetintedarcher January 9, 2022

Cumboose

A Cumboose is the last man to finish in a woman during a gangbang (train).

I wonder which one of those officers was the Cumboose with officer Meagan Hall?

by DirtyAlandtheboyz January 16, 2023

Cumboost

When you jump in the air mid-ejaculation for an extra vertical boost to your cumshot.

Person 1: Hey, how come Gerald always wins these cumshot competitions?

Person 2: Easy. He cumboosts every time he releases his load. Adds an extra few feet every time.

by Sentient Golf Cart April 16, 2020

CumBOOBerated

When something is 'DisCumBOOBerated' it is all messed up, therefore, when something is 'CumBOOBerated' it is 'Super Fine!', even if it IS all 'messied up'.

My Babe wasn't on Birth-Control, and I didn't have a condom, so I CumBOOBerated her.

by Jack Hoffa October 20, 2006

cumbooger

When you nut so hard in a girls mouth it goes up into her nose. She must then sneeze it out.

Aiden- “Bro I gave my girl cumboogers last night”

by Leolulu November 30, 2020

Cumboozled

The feeling of being disoriented and confused after reaching an orgasm during intercourse

Bruce was cumboozled by Eliza'Beth so he can't come to the phone right now.

by Skitz0hphrenik August 19, 2020

cumpooper

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.

as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.

by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009