The act of shouting the word "Fuck!" and then placing your hands on your face and letting your mouth hang open.
Nick pulled a Fuckaulay Culkin when he saw that someone had stolen his moms car after he took it to go buy some pot.
by Shaakakaan July 23, 2011
Get the Fuckaulay Culkin mug.Placing two fecal hand prints onto your partner's face cheeks so that it looks like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"
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Get the Macaulay Culkin mug.Any of the plant based "Healthier replacements" for normal drinks such as milk. 100% causes the user to become overly pretentious and a general pain in the ass to be around, because of his now superior holier than thou status as a gen x vegan.
Gen X Twat: Hey Chad can you pick up some of that plant based milk that I wont shut up about?
Chad: What? No! That is cuckjuice and I won't fucking have it in my house, you vegan pussy! You want plant based drinks? Here have some Jack Daniel's or get the fuck out of my house.
Chad: What? No! That is cuckjuice and I won't fucking have it in my house, you vegan pussy! You want plant based drinks? Here have some Jack Daniel's or get the fuck out of my house.
by geylol October 13, 2019
Get the cuckjuice mug.(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.
Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.
Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
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