A woman's underwear that, after sex without a condom, begins to fill with semen that was not fully drained out when she went to the bathroom immediately following coitus.
Man: "That was some great sex."
Woman: "BRB, gotta empty out."
5 minutes later.....man and woman go out to get some coffee...
Woman: "It is still dripping! Now I have cumderwear! Ugh"
Man: <laughs>
Woman: "BRB, gotta empty out."
5 minutes later.....man and woman go out to get some coffee...
Woman: "It is still dripping! Now I have cumderwear! Ugh"
Man: <laughs>
by SteveW123 April 30, 2010
Get the cumderwear mug.A fictitious brand of Apple Cider, which is REALLY slang for a chick who LOVES to have dicks (plural) inside her.
by Marsha Brady July 26, 2006
Get the Dixon Cider mug.Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"
Mike - "It's my cider fart"
Mike - "It's my cider fart"
by dalek boab May 24, 2010
Get the Cider Fart mug.In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
by joshua001 March 11, 2007
Get the jose cuervo mug.UK crusty/punks who drink strong cider - esp White Lightning, Strongbow Super because it's cheaper than lager. Typically more political though no less pissed than brew crew. cf. Chaos UK's Cider me up landlord for ciderpunk music.
ciderpunx not dead :-)
by charlie April 23, 2004
Get the Ciderpunk mug.Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
Get the Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity mug.Mexican slang . Chucha cuerera is an expression about a person who has the street smarts, the drive, the ability to
acomplish a difficult mission not only in a timely manner but in a perfect fashion.
The word originated from the description of a female dog with young offspring in a succesful quest of finding food
acomplish a difficult mission not only in a timely manner but in a perfect fashion.
The word originated from the description of a female dog with young offspring in a succesful quest of finding food
Ese compa es una Chucha cuerera! termino de armar el motor en solo un dia, y lo dejo ronroneando como gato!
by Mr. Pitl May 6, 2011
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