cucumbering

to finger someone, to be fingered

1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.

by laura =) May 16, 2006

Cucumberia

A venereal disease contracted by masturbating with a cucumber.

Kyra totally got Cucumberia from masturbating with a Spanish Cucumber last night.

by GhettoBaby69 January 3, 2011

Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅

Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

Cucummin

Cucummin: when you insert a cucumber up your anal chord then start ejaculating on to your mom who is somehow a virgin.
Then you relise that your adopted

Person1:When did you find out you were adopted and how?
Person2:Cucummin!!!

by xX_Bigtitties_Xx October 8, 2018

Cucumbernimbus

Autism, disgusting autism at its finest.

Cucumbernimbus

by Shitballcunt June 28, 2022

cucumbering

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.

Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad

by Lee-bay April 13, 2009

Cucumberitus

The 'cucumber' disease often occurs after eating a meal containing cucumbers i.e tuna and cucumber sandwich
After which your penis may become aroused and turn green and small green/yellow leafs begin to sprout from the pubic area.
This disease is very common in teens, elderly women and vegetarians.

Waiter:'Heres your tuna and cucumber sandwich you ordered sir',

Victim: 'oooh, ... ahhh,... ouch whats up with my one eyed trouser trout??????'

Waiter:' I dont kno sir have u eaten any cucumber?'

Victim: yesssss cock face

Waiter:' Oh yeh that cucumberitus where your pork sword turns green and sprouts leaves'

Victim: 'Oh cool :S'

by fishingtackle76 August 7, 2009