Ana Cristina

The goofiest girl you’ll ever meet, she is the most loyal friend and will always be there for you... with such a big heart... she’ll cry over any sad little thing. Can do no wrong... she’s a tough cookie.

Ana cristina made me laugh so hard i almost peed.

by flashismabae April 22, 2018

Crustina

A Cristina who is super crusty. 9/10 times has a big forehead and got thicc.

Person 1: Who is that new girl?
Person 2: She looks like a Crustina

by ms paiz May 30, 2019

professional crastinator

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."

by Burtrum May 13, 2008

Cristina

Cristina is a super hot girl who is also super sweet. The BESTEST friend you could ask for. She makes everyone around her look ugly and outshines all. Though you might not notice it at first Cristina’s are mega thick and have big tits and a fat ass. They are the ultimate girl. Whenever you manage to date a Cristina you better not let go because they are the best. Sexy, sweet, loving, HOT, and very athletic. Usually play a lot of sports and are goddesses at them. Never underestimate a Cristina because they can become dark when pushed too far, though that takes a lot. Cristina’s are mega bad asses with good asses. THE ULTIMATE HOT ASS BITCH.

Guy: Woah look at that girl, she’s hot and has a FAT ASS.
Jealous Girl: no way.
Every Guy: oh definitely a Cristina.

by speaking straight facts November 27, 2019

Maria Cristina

The most beautiful girl in the whole universe, when she walks the sun will shine on her , when she sleeps the moon sleeps with her.

Incredible beauty,
Loving,
Overly Caring,
Very pretty,
Excellent manners,
Undying charms.

All a woman desires.

Stephen loves Maria Cristina.

by Riogwapo June 7, 2021

CRISTINA

The most beautiful girl in the world she is loyal and will never leave your sides

Cristina is hot

by Bruce Baxter March 9, 2019

Cristina

East-European beauty queen that you fall in love with before you realise it, smart chick with great attitude and an open mind

B: Oooh, Cristina!
C: I know!

by junkwd December 31, 2016