CryptoCracker

White guy obsessed with Crypto, talks about it excessively, attempts to figure out ways to maximise profit to the point it makes him a crackhead

How did that date guy with that cute guy on Tinder you showed me?

Ugh, total cryptocracker

by gw31 January 28, 2022

Cryptorapist

A member of the 'Seduction Community', otherwise know as a 'Pick Up Artist' (PUA).

A man who conducts their interaction with women like a pantomime (i.e. inventing a character for themselves) come came of chess, using mind games and 'techniques' as layed down and pre-tested by the PUA band of merry misogynists, in the hope of fooling women in to sleeping with them.

A man who puts on a false persona with women and keeps their real agenda hidden. A secret rapist.

Woman A: "That guy who chatted me up at the bar last night came across like he was reading from a script."

Woman B: "Probably a cryptorapist."

by Rasberries September 4, 2011

cryptocripple

when coin base or a currency exchange restricts part of your account due to some lame verification issue or whatever reason but you can trade your current purchase

Bro i can trade for new coins but I cant buy any ! I am a cryptocripple!!!

by namebrand05 December 19, 2017

crypticharrasser

a little kirkish being.

nope, no example fo you, cuz you speaks like a crypticharrasser ish.

by Mark November 8, 2003

Cryptography

The science of making big data even bigger.

Girl: What would big data tell you about the past?
Boy: Before or after applying cryptography?
Girl: You are foolish.

by prg023 May 30, 2016

cryptocrash

The frequent fall in the price of a cryptocurrency that can occur several times a day, week or month. cryptocurrency, bitcoin, litecoin, ethereum, cryptoburn, cryptoporn, cryptocracy, coinbase

My cryptocurrency drives me nuts, it crashes twice a week. I can’t take it anymore. It’s just a cryptocrash John, think about the long haul. I know Dave, I know!

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2018

Cryptographic nonce

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.

A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.

by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016