crapsmere

rough anal sex where you put it so far up her ass that you get a sample of the contents in her colon.

jim: guess what i had for dinner last night.
tim: corned beef and asparagus.
jim: howd you know?
tim: i gave jane a crapsmere last night.

by woo May 11, 2006

Crapsmanship

The cheap lazy opposite of craftsmanship seen in lower quality bootlegs that don't even try to trick you into thinking you're buying the real thing, especially dollar store/poundland toys cast from molds of molds.

Would you look at the crapsmanship on this thing? Shoddy paint job, all the wrong colors, jagged plastic that reeks of crayon, barebones packaging, no articulation, easily breakable parts, the accessories are the wrong size, & it's a lot smaller than the original.

by ThatEvilRedhead June 16, 2013

Crypster

A Christian Hipster

A Crypster is your typical horned rimmed glasses, plaid shirt, skinny jean wearing, too cool for everyone, record listening kid, untill they ask if you want to go to church with them while enjoying a cheap beer.

by toocoolforq January 3, 2011

crapsmith

Similar to a poopsmith but obviously cooler because of the usage of the prefix crap-.

Billy-Bob: what kind of a poopsmith are you!?
Jilly-Jon: i ain't no muthafuckin' poopsmith! If you gon' call me somethin' call me a crapsmith! so much cooler!

by peggie April 27, 2007

Crysmel

A crysmel is a girl who is beautiful and amazing but she has no clue. She is, smart,funny,has an amazing voice but most importantly she has the most wormest,kindest,loving heart and personality. She is the type of person you would want to see and hear everyday
I curently have a crysmel in my life and i literally dont know what i would do or be without her:)

crysmel is my best friend

by thekittygamer427 August 19, 2016

crapsmanship

doing shitty work under the guise of an expert.

My cheap ass house was built by a crapsmanship crew and that is why I am now stuck with a lemon.

by DIRTY:DoinItRightToYa July 21, 2014

crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.

After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"

by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017