Cryturbate

to sadly masturbate, usuall while crying. I.E. while usuing your tears for lubrication

Lucy turned me down again for the 5th tie, so I went home and cryturbated

by SSgtDownsyndrome February 2, 2015

crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.

The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.

by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007

cryurbate

To masturbate while crying.

Shawn felt the urge to cryurbate as tears streamed down his face, thinking about Lyn-Z from MSI, and how he will never have her.

by Brie84 June 11, 2008

celerbate

verb
other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated

1. The act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.

2. Masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a shit about, because you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

3. A funny/ weird/ creepy as fuck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. This is done by cumming on them and saying "Cuntgratulations!!!" if they're a girl or "Cumgratulations!!!" if they're a guy.

1. John:"Hey Greg since you've done a great job around here, I'm promoting you to assistant manager!"
Greg:"Fuck yeah!! I got to go celerbate!!"
John:"....Awkward as fuck."

2. (Gets to level 50 in WOW or finishes Halo Campaign on Heroic ) Melvin: "I'm gonna celerbate!!! See mom, this is why I didn't finish high school!!"

3. Peter:" Hey Jim, did you hear that Katie got engaged!?"
Jim:" Yeah I saw the proposal on Facebook!"
Peter:" I think I might just celerbate with her! ;)"
Jim: "She's my sister, you fuck."

by OG Mudbone aka (TATA) May 6, 2013

caterbate

Masterbating to a cat

Hey bobby why do u have ur cat in the bathroom with you?
No reason
Were u caterbateing?!

by booby sucker35%&-' November 20, 2013

crysterbate

To masturbate and cry simultaneously.

"Dude, you hear Bob's gf broke up with him last night before sex?"

"Yeah, he's probably in a crysterbate session right now."

by Zokwhat April 28, 2014

Crysterbate

1)When you are sad and horny at the same time, you crysterbate. Crying while jerking it.

2)Christerbate same as crysterbate but doing a Jesus Christ pose.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he locked himself in his room to crysterbate.

by Evan Bahler February 2, 2020