carnival cruise

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

by henro50 February 18, 2013

Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.

Valley Cruise, Smoke Ride,

by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009

platonic crush

The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.

I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.

by beautifulmistake_13 June 2, 2011

my first real crush was louis tomlinson

Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.

H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"

by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020

italian cruise ship

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Crush

A person who gives you butterflies and makes your heart beat faster. A person that you can’t describe in a word, but multiple words. A person you can’t get off your mind.

I can’t get my crush off my mind

by Sup.Itz.Unknown February 18, 2018

Lake House Can Crusher

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021