Cruton

noun. (croo'-tun) Alternate name for Trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs), a planetoid composed of ice and frozen space cement: possibly a corruption of the words "Tons of Crud" combined with assonance on "Pluto". See Pluton definition 2.

Clyde Tombaugh discovered the first of the Crutons at Lowell Observatory in 1930. It was named named Pluto, a planet, though it fell short of being the more massive Planet X he sought.

by MexicoDoug August 17, 2006

Cruton

The caressing of genitalia outside of clothing.

He crutoned me.

by pusssssssssssssay April 20, 2009

blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.

When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.

by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007

Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.

Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton

by Staffro November 4, 2010

Stephen Cruton

an alternative name for Steff , Queen of Wellbeing

Where's Stephen Cruton? Oh she's probably at Trafford Centre again

by turnip76 March 31, 2022

peppered crutons

the small squares and powder of weed left in the bottom of the bag.
squares being the crutons, and powder being the pepper.

Tanner: "Dude, we're out of bud!!"

Tyler: "nah, we still got them peppered crutons!! Top my "salad" bowl with 'em!"

by Tyler Beast April 23, 2009

cruton of christ

Flat dry waffer people receive as communion at the catholic church

I am going to church on Sunday to get my cruton of christ.

by HVACMAN2000 October 24, 2008