butt crusties

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

by John Doe January 17, 2004

butt crusties

Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...

I saw them one day. They were bleeding.

by ButterCruster September 2, 2004

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008