crusties

a condition comon in everybody. pieces of dried poo sandwiched in between your buttcheeks. to remove these sandwiched poo pieces, simply put your finger in your butt and stroke until poo is eliminated.
when i tried to anal this girl, her crusties hurt my penis.
by mr man August 24, 2004
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the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade
No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crusties on his face
by footballfiend5 February 07, 2009
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Crusties are very proud of their state of filth. A step on you'll find the unwashable. Unwashables truely and deeply loath any form of personal hygiene. An unwashable is a religiously hardcore mysophile who usually stays unwashed & crusty all his life. For them it is not so much a temporary statement of believes as a dedicated way to live, despite often being shunned by society.
He's so incredibly filthy, he's even worse than those crusties, he must be an unwashable.
by Dirty Danny September 04, 2005
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The organic matter dried and caked onto the mouthpiece of a bong. Often times bong crusties appear after using the pipe for many days/weeks/months without proper cleaning; also a side effect of too many people sharing one piece.
Dude!#@ Clean those crusties off before you pass The Chuggler. I don't want your gnarly mouth herpes on my piece!
by InfiniteLoop September 26, 2005
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The crusty white substance that is left on your penis shaft and balls after sexual intercourse...
Man, I hate trying to get these crusties off every time we fuck...
by Jay Gatz October 14, 2007
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crusty

anyone or anything that is ugly, raggedy, slump or cheap
by k.whitee March 15, 2011
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Crust punk, Crusty, Crustie.
Derived from the root word Crust meaning: rude.

A young person who does not live in a way that society considers normal, typically w/ untidy or dirty clothes and hair, and no regular job or permanent home; Bohemian, Nomadic.

Originally coined "Stenchcore" this extreme 80's evolved subgenre of poltical punk & metal was pioneered by bands like Amebix, Deviated Instinct, & Doom.

Crusties are instinctively anti-authority with varying politically nihilistic values such as anti-work, anti-government, anti-war, anti-religion, anti-vivisection, anti-civilization, etc.
Crusties are also highly individualistic and crudely sophisticated- often self-taught in the D.I.Y. ethos of punkdom, and inclined to travel, trainhop, spange, squat, & dumpster dive as a lifeway; a way of life.
That crustie couple had a rad three-legged dog named Gutter.

I heard about these two crustie kids who were harassed by a cop, so they kicked him in the nards and tried to sell his utility belt & gun for $5.
by punkus August 10, 2005
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