Crustacious

The quality or state of being crusty.

Guy 1: bro why don't you go out with Bertha?

Guy 2: Hell no bro she's so crustacious!

Guy 1: haha yea

by Punkrocker420 September 28, 2014

Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.

"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."

by W0lfen April 4, 2021

Crustaceous

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."

"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

crutacious

crazy unbelievable ridiculous

omfg no way that is so crutacious

by bahxjicjdbebebfjficc February 17, 2023

crustationship

The relationship in which one curly haired tall blonde individual fish kisses another curly haired afroed individual.

Lexi and Crusty were in a crustationship.

by lil wexi June 30, 2023

Crustaceous

Aldo

Aldo is crustaceous

by Taetoosexy January 22, 2024