stardust crusaders

The 3rd part of the anime/manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, where 5 really fucking strong people go to kill a gay strong immortal vampire

Person 1: Yo i just watched Stardust Crusaders
Person 2: nice

by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020

Crused

Crused is a Word that the Popular NBA 2K Youtuber Nadexe uses a lot.

It can translate to something out of place, or messed up in a way, or broken in some way

My Buddy Broke his neck the other day, He got his shit Crused

by MigosFan February 11, 2018

Crusader

1) A Crusader is someone who joined the Pope sanctioned wars in the 11th, 12th, and 13th century. They usually joined the Crusades to cleanse their sins or show devotion to God.

2) A staunch attacker of a certain belief, act, etc.

1) The Knight of France was on the Crusade to show that he was a pious supporter of God.

2) Jordan is a Crusader against pedophilia.

by The Pagan Warrior June 28, 2010

cunt crusader

Another name for the penis after realizing the act of liberating said vagina of any non-christian female.

Yo dude, you should have seen me last night; She experienced my cunt crusader.

by lmtz2000 May 17, 2016

Gypsy Crusader

A freelance journalist and a BLM supporter who loves black people.

Jewker: We live in a society.
Gypsy Crusader: We indeed do nigga, we indeed do.

by jayve14 December 28, 2020

Urban Crusier

One of many forms of a peado. They can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. They often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. They wear a pair of tiny childrens sunglasses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. They walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive 'mmm' noise when they get close to a kiddy. They can be seen often at fences of primary schools.

The monks rang the church bells to warn the kids of the impending urban crusier

by Pr0zac 4 life February 5, 2013

The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.

- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee

by Filleman December 22, 2020