An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.
"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?
"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011
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by Miss Victoria January 7, 2007
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Someone whom is so shocked by what they’ve heard that they’re head recoils like that of a crash test dummy.
by Mazdog May 1, 2019
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by Larry and Vince October 6, 2003
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by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
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