Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Best. Fucking. Cereal.

1.You are missing out if you have not had Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
2.Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal to ever exist. Facts.

by WhyamIhere2 December 5, 2019

butt crunch

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

by bigballofyarn September 9, 2009

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

Crumplage

The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.

J: The word crumplage doesnt exist.

A: No, it is correct to say that the paper towel has crumplage.

by Immaturename March 26, 2019

tax crunch

The best ice cream flavor at baskin robbins.

"Tax crunch is kona coffee ice cream with crisped rice chocolate? I think I just came in my fucking mouth"

by JPorpoise May 22, 2010

crunch mode

The way one works during crunch time. In an effort to make up for schedule slippage and meet a deadline, workers are required to make sacrifices including (but not limited to) sleep, nutrition, social life, hygiene, and product quality.

The whole team is in crunch mode, so we've got the sleeping bags in the office and we're sending out for more pizza.

by Evac156 February 22, 2005

pretzel crunch

when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.

"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."

by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015