by Mr. Nelson February 26, 2005
Get the crunkdafied mug.Forcibly defecating "crunk juice" and food (potentially unmasticated)in an avalanche of diarrhea and solid waste.
May be used as a substitute for a "facial" to conclude mating rituals post coitus.
May be used as a substitute for a "facial" to conclude mating rituals post coitus.
Yo
I just got done wit a bucket o popeye's
Side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
Yeahh bitch, fuckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
I give it about six hours ta marinate my insides
Just when it gets good n steamin
My lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
I think it's about time ta start freakin
So i flip da rolodex to 'c' for 'cheerleadin'
Roll up a blunt as da bitch come find ma house
Got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
Open up a new dior cologne, git fuckin doused
Feed my girl champagne til she's properly soused
Then we start to get to the real fuckin deal
Bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
Squirmin just right, both our asses so tight
But she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!
Get her off a couple times, smack dat ass a bit
Then, just when i'm ready i go ta sit
Right on her chest, 'a facial' she'll guess
Aw shit, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet
Then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
Flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
Ribs from last week, she can't even speak
Or i'm gonna make da bitch's tonsils reek
Unh!! Crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
I dont shat this bitch up beyond repair
Gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
To get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shizzle -- hay!!
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shiz--lil jon!!! Yeah!! (x98.6)
I just got done wit a bucket o popeye's
Side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
Yeahh bitch, fuckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
I give it about six hours ta marinate my insides
Just when it gets good n steamin
My lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
I think it's about time ta start freakin
So i flip da rolodex to 'c' for 'cheerleadin'
Roll up a blunt as da bitch come find ma house
Got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
Open up a new dior cologne, git fuckin doused
Feed my girl champagne til she's properly soused
Then we start to get to the real fuckin deal
Bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
Squirmin just right, both our asses so tight
But she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!
Get her off a couple times, smack dat ass a bit
Then, just when i'm ready i go ta sit
Right on her chest, 'a facial' she'll guess
Aw shit, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet
Then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
Flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
Ribs from last week, she can't even speak
Or i'm gonna make da bitch's tonsils reek
Unh!! Crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
I dont shat this bitch up beyond repair
Gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
To get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shizzle -- hay!!
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shiz--lil jon!!! Yeah!! (x98.6)
by TA, INC., Lil Jon, Zaphod, beakdotcom July 14, 2006
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Even more crunk than crunkdafied, with a touch of funk. Can be used in reference to extreme inebriation, or describing something that is extremely cool.
"Dude, do you even remember last week?"
"Naw man, I was crunkdafunkdafied off my ass."
"The dubs on that whip are crunkdafunkdafied!"
"Naw man, I was crunkdafunkdafied off my ass."
"The dubs on that whip are crunkdafunkdafied!"
by Allen Zulu December 21, 2008
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Get the crunkalated mug.a. meaning that a song or C.D. is the crunk of all crunk! (the best)
b. relating to the meaning of getting hyper while dancing.
c. meaning that a song is very cool, and it has a good beat.
b. relating to the meaning of getting hyper while dancing.
c. meaning that a song is very cool, and it has a good beat.
a. This C.D. is the crunkaness of all of those C.D.'s!
b. We have to be the crunkaness in this dance off!
c. (same as a!)
b. We have to be the crunkaness in this dance off!
c. (same as a!)
by Beaner Ho September 2, 2008
Get the crunkaness mug.the act of getting drunk, high and strung out on caffiene (especially via energy drinks) simultaneously.
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