Crudites

The go to snack for the average Pennsylvania steel mill worker. According to Dr. Oz.

"The price of Crudites at Wegner's is outrageous! $20 for broccoli, raw asparagus, carrots, guacamole, and salsa. That's not include the tequila."

by Dr.monkey MD August 17, 2022

clearwater crudites

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.

"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"

by Urban Doofus June 19, 2005

crudite

of or pertaining to the food of small mammels in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha

carrots, small tomatoes, celery, ranch dressing (the key!) as crudite

by Lululime April 6, 2010

crunit

A 'crunit' (short for creepy units) is a measure of the number of creepy points are achieved for different activities.

Based on the fallagio scale, it is a surprisingly accurate measure of just how creepy and wrong a situation is.

Originally created by the Italians, it has been vigourously adopted by carnival workers (Carny) worldwide, who use the crunit to measure nearly every aspect of their daily lives.

NOTE - the crunit is not useful as a measure of sleaziness.

"EWW! I saw you licking your phone just then. You just won about 30 crunits"

by Jim Blanks July 13, 2009

Cranite

1. One who is infatuated with the game Cranium.
2. An expert or experienced Cranium Player.

It is important to note that this word was coined by none other than Lady Lima Bean Linda, the Cranium Queen.

Craig & Doug: "Linda, we have to play Cranium!"
Linda: "Finally, my plan to turn the people of the world into my Cranite minions is begining to unfold. Muuuuuahahahahahaaaaaaa."

by Sans Flornal July 16, 2005

crunitting

a contraction of the words crocheting and knitting .

my hobbies include crunitting.

by POKeISH December 6, 2012

Crudité

crudité noun

cru· di· tés | \ ˌkrü-di-ˈtā

krᵫ-dē-ˈtā

pol· i· ti· cian | \ ˌpä-lə-ˈti-shən

Definition of politician
1
: a person experienced in the art or science of government
especially : one actively engaged in conducting the business of a government
2
a
: a person engaged in party politics as a profession
b
often disparaging : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons

Examples see:

Search for Dr Oz Crudité video

Do you trust any Crudité? No, they all so slimy.

by Mikeydfines August 20, 2022